Thankyou Sir Sanford Flemming, you made me a regular man!
I have to give some kudos to the invention of standard time and the event that is Daylight savings. Were it not for having to turn the clocks back an hour or so, I would worry about my current state of employment, because for the longest time I have been showing up at work around 10:30.Its not my fault really, I do blame my undergraduate carreer for now being the worst morning person in the working world. In highschool, I was a champ, my mother would say time for school at ten to 8 in the morning, and I would be up like a jimmy on prom night. That was weird.
Due to the nature that is living away at school, my goodmorning vibes, turned into nocturnal bribes where I now do anything and everything to avoid waking up. So goes the nature of falling asleep at 3 to 5 am nearly everynight. Now that I'm in the working world, a standard 2am bedtime still awaits me.
Its caused me to develop a pendency to find any form of medication that causes drowziness around 11pm at night. See its not really like I'm addicted when I search out any form of cold and flu, or gravol like medicine because I always have somewhat of a winter cold because of my smoking habit (which is slowly dwindling). Theres no sleep greater than the half daze drift off that is caused by Ibuprofen's and Pseudoephedrine's. Man that sounds like a problem, Im outta control.
I think the over the counter dope has gone to my head, because I've gone off tangent about what it was I really was talking about. Standard time and the loss of an hour has saved my job. I wake up with a mental alarm, no lie, and I think its hereditary because my Dad always tell me of his never fail 6am or dead wake up call. Now I've been consistently waking up at 10to10 for the past 6 months, never fail, but now with the loss of an hour, my body stirs at 10to9 getting me to work exactly when I should be there. Hot Damn!
Needless to say my client is overjoyed, and Cancer is an hour earlier to a cure everyday. So kids, the moral of this story, is do some dope, but lock your job on a rope, so that in the morning you won't mope, and with your mornings you can cope.
posted by mr. tomas ubik @ Wednesday, November 02, 2005
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