Forethought

Here are four thoughts about the future and its involving the number four.


In the future:

4.1 Churches will adapt to the times, re-inventing the landscape of the cathederal to feature four sets of pews as opposed to the traditional two. They will do this for the weddings of generation next where in the world of the divorced and the re-married you will be asked if you are with the groom's Dad 1 or Dad 2 and/or the bride's mother 1 or mother 2.

These pews will also be built in cages as to prevent most the most likely beer induced brawls that will come about when sets of four parents come to wish well to their baby boy and/or girl.

4.2 Canadian sign makers who have cleaverly allocated 3 decimal points prior to the decimal itself will buyout Viacom in a large signage biding war. This will come with the news that the oil industry has discovered enough oil to feed the hungry in africa let alone the cars of the world, but yet will continue to screw the consumer blamming it all on the "middle man".






4.3 New Orleans Saints backup quarter back Tom Bouman (no. 4) will replace starting quarterback Aaron Brooks in a surprising Superbowl appearance by the Saints after a very emotional season. In a incredible turn of events at 1600hrs on a gloomy Superbowl Sunday, the game will be proclaimed rained out, giving the Saints the victory out of national pity and awe inspiring wonder to the power of mother nature. Tom Bouman will be pronounced MVP after not running a single play all season.

4.4 Iraq will be broken into 4 states to end the war. One state shall be named Shiiteland, one Sunniland, one Brownmerica, and in a surprising turn of events Holland will claim the fourth state creating the most liberal region on the planet where all of Gay Marriage, Marijuana consumption, Prostitution, and free minded faith will be proclaimed the first four elements on the bill of independence. George Bush will shit himself four times from the grave after being stabbed with a four pronged trident thrown by fictional character Brick Tamblyn, whose real life actor, Steve Carrell will then be named Prime Minister of the world.


who knew.

posted by mr. tomas ubik @ Monday, September 12, 2005