the following passage is to be read with a grave tone.

To the world of today, I write this with sorrow, for we are currently in a time of great worry. Before recently I have not been an overly spiritual man, as I have lived for myself embracing all that current life has with little fear of that which lays outside my direct environment, other than of course the occasional world issue that i invest all my time in and attention and possibly write a thesis upon. Regardless, today I am changed, for I am witnessing the beginning of the apocalypse.

No, this is not a fret towards any terrorist action, or weapon of mass destruction, or hypocritical and sneaky fascist action. Today is far more grave, a plague upon our human race is developing, fast, and right before our very eyes no less, veiling us from the uncertain and most unfortunate destiny that awaits us in light of the flashy magazine covers that develop out of this eventual unearthly event. We are all blind to the over imagery of this happening and it is much because of the enchanting powers that lay within the grasp of the parties involved.

What pretell is this unavoidable masacre you ask? What could possibly warrant more worry out of a liberal minded hope filled soul than any government, military, or religious action? Plain and simply, we are in danger from a possible birth of the anti christ, for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are publicized as thinking about having a baby.

No two people that good looking should ever conceive, for no doubt the antichrist of hope, and freedom, lies in the offspring of the two most glorious commodities of materialism and modern beauty to ever plague this planet.

This is not a popculture jealous write up that Brad has stole my woman; oh no! This is purely a political and socio economic realization that the chosen one for the plight of modern society, that which will fully flush the values and appreciation for fellow man lies within the seed of these two unsuspecting beauty queens (and king brad, your the king of queens).

Angelina is fooling us all with the adoption of African and Asian children, as she knows once she caves to Brad's good looks and furnishes the seed of the Pijoli (thats a dead language translation of antichrist) the world of material capital, and this self actualized love of one's own will sweep the globe, pillaging all man of faith in the good hope of sharing and occasional fugly relationship, leading no doubt to the massacre to all people who dont get an 8 out of 10 from hot or not.com.

Beware, people of the average look; this is the older brother of your demon child

*Angelina I still love you, you were a goddess in Hackers with short hair no less, and if by chance you ever read, or feel these words in your soul I will always be there for you.

posted by mr. tomas ubik @ Tuesday, July 19, 2005