'Cause Life is Ruff
Oh to be a dog.Everyday the world is adventurous discovery of the new. A look out the door is a look into the uknown. Everywhere is yours for the pissing, and thus the taking. I shit therefore I am. If I bark do I not eat, or get exactly what I want; oh yes, the humans love me.
No drama, yet no mamma. If you are comfortable with lonely, then its a dogs life for me. Unconditional love from an entity that truly does not understand any other means of comfort then the occasional pet or can of wet food. Its constant promiscuity, perpetual state of unrest, and a permanent fixture as the eternal swinger; well unless they cut your swingers off.
But even if balls come to cut, what other species can legitimately refer to all ladies as his bitches and not be slapped or pawed at the end of the day?
Life ain't ruff for the dogs.
posted by mr. tomas ubik @ Thursday, December 08, 2005
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