Foxytron 5000

For the first two weeks of my job with CancerCare Ontario I was set up in this very spacious 6 by 6 foot corner desk area of an office complex with an empty workstation of equal size to my off left. The work area is set up for the staff of the Cancer Care lottery which is this big provincial charity prize lotto that generates like 2.5 mill but doesn't have many staff during the summer. Spacious, quiet, perfect for the hard worker inside me :P. So I come in Monday to assume my usual position in my no stress big office land and much to my surprise I am now no longer alone. For what struts in at 9 am to my early morning eyes. Well nothing short of Foxytron 5000.

Now you see Foxytron 5000 is the name I have granted to this extreme yummy of a mummy who is sitting, well about 5 feet off to my left right now entering data for the charitable foundation at the Hospital. And when I say yummy of a mummy, I mean LIKE DAMN this isnt fair. Now I'm not usually one to get flustered over 30 something dynamo's mainly because I have never had the opportunity to interact with smoking babes ten years my elder. But now in the luxury of real world, this blonde, blue eyes, busty bombshell beauty (thats like five b's - Bossanova) is asking me questions and favours job related, to which I usually respond "baduh, huh, what?"

Now if this Foxy cliche'd MILF looking "co-worker" didnt already have me hooked by sight alone (she's like a hot, tanned Edie Falco if Edie were younger, hotter, curvier, and as sweet as pixie stick with crack in it), the lady turns out to be so damn nice, and complimentary and impressed by my sitting in her relative proximity with a job with more responsibility than hers at an age a decade her minor. What can I say its the tie and the smile, I'm fucking adorable. Im convinced she wants to give me a back rub and a kiss to hint at a job well done...oh shit she just asked me a question....

ok...thank christ for alt+tab; and I'm back. So I'm not sure if this is making this job worse or better, but all I know is I had to tell someone, and the internet is the closest and quietest friend I have to spread these little fantastics around.

Ill let you know when the marriage date is set, I hope the co-workers show up and we have a office box social to remember. Anyone know a good way to break up an established marriage; I see a ring???

Foxytron 5000, I just met you and I love you: I pray youre really a robot because this isn't fair to my focus.

*Paige I need your spy digi cam and Ill sneak or pose for a photo.* just kiddin, I think that would classify as some sort of office harassment, and nobody wants that!

posted by mr. tomas ubik @ Tuesday, May 31, 2005