In case you can't read, Id like to discuss the obvious.

The world of the stagnent and annoying got a major boost this week as talking about the weather has been officially overtaken as the conversational topic most likely to be shared with someone you have nothing else to say to, by the ever growing talking point of gasoline. 4 out of 5 boring people have announced that they would rather ask the random "hey buddies" of the world how they feel about the abnormal gas prices over the much more stale and boring, "how bout this weather" ice breaker traditionally used by those who most often wish they were somewhere else.

In a shocking turn of events, the world is now in the future where gas by the litre is now more expensive that a stalk of celery. Thankfully however, though stricken with immobile poverty the world has been granted something new to bond the everyday happenings of so many together with one solid line of debate while your standing and driving no where.

For far too long the people of planet earth have been left with nothing to say as they pump their gas quietly, ashamed of the lack of communal joy that the gas station should provide the everyday user. Thankfully now, the financially elite of society can discuss trade rumours and stock tips while they burn money away standing to the left of their honda's.

To think for only forty dollars you can meet the same boring as hell people with nothing better on their minds than to mention how ridiculous the obvious sign is, yes, the very same one under which you pulled into no less than 3 minutes ago. Be weary mind you, for if not discussed properly gas prices could become as obvious as the climate in which you're standing.

In other news, sign manufacturers that can support 4 digits have hit a landmark season and are promised to be worth more than most major telecommunications companies by sometime next week.

posted by mr. tomas ubik @ Thursday, September 01, 2005