Could the Terrorists have moved the runway?

Leave it to Canada to finally get some global coverage on the twentyfour seven news channels only to have the disaster flop, leave everyone unharmed thanks to an incredibly efficient rescue system to make sure all involved were safe and home in the their beds by sometime that evening.

Why is it that as the world slowly crumbles due to the plethora of disastrous reason that spread across the globe, Canada only get hits with the most annoying of occurence. "Its so cold", "Gosh its Hot", "Oh no, now im late for Paris and get a free flight". The Gods are trying to tell us something, that being, that Canada really hasnt hurt anyone on the global scale and so to get back at us, while others are hit with war, tsunami, hurricane, poverty, hunger, over consumption, we just sit up here in our occasionally annoying climate with occasional brow raising occurences to keep us in line and remind us not to step to far out of whack before it gets worse.

Air France is in pieces but everyone on board is fine and dandy, with no reason to believe that terrorists were involved in the disaster, oh thank the heavens. But wait, is it not the heavens that tried to shock and awe us this time. I mean the plane was most likely hit by lighting and frankly, no American government could of funded Al Qaeda in lightning training.

Yet another reason that the least of our problems on the global scale revolve around the pety examples provided by war, economics, and general malaise towards other would be empirical actions of malicious intent. It is those same Gods that are annoying Canada's slow demise that will be the eternal equalizer.


This was an inconsiderate, satirical, and nonsensical rant, so please before you comment realize that sarcasm bleeds through all ignorant well brought up Canadians with a critical theory degree in global media and happenings...Geez people I sit in an Ivory tower of Innocence.

p.s. Air France was hit by terrorists, they moved the runway.

posted by mr. tomas ubik @ Wednesday, August 03, 2005